"We’re here to prove that good books don’t always come in 800 page tomes!"

Martin & Donna Marie Woods

The Best Books on Amazon!

About Us

Martin and Donna are the creative duo behind Martonna, LLP.  Martin’s British wit and Donna’s American charm collide to create something magical.  In the scorching summer of 2023 amidst cups of tea, Martin and Donna decided to do what any couple would do: start a company of course!

Our Mission

To take the often overlooked, humble low and medium content books and give them a makeover that would make even Jane Austen blush and Mark Twain chuckle.

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So grab a cuppa of your favorite tea, whether it be sweet or “PG” and embark on this journey with us!

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Our Books

 

Mush…Room in Here for Thoughts

“Mush…Room in Here for Thoughts” – Your perfect writing companion!

Step into the world of creative expression with our delightful writing journal, Mush…Room in Here for Thoughts. With its whimsical name and charming design, this journal is here to make your writing experience truly enchanting.

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  •  Cream-Colored Lined Pages: Dive into 120 cream-colored lined pages that provide the perfect canvas for your thoughts and ideas. The gentle hue of the pages ensures a warm and inviting writing environment.
  • Thoughtful Design: Every time you open Mush…Room in Here for Thoughts, you’ll be greeted with a touch of whimsy that’s sure to bring a smile to your face. The design is a playful nod to the world of mushrooms, inviting you to explore the depths of your imagination.
  • Endless Possibilities: Whether you’re a seasoned writer or just starting your creative journey, Mush…Room in Here for Thoughts offers a blank canvas for your ideas, dreams, sketches, and more. It’s the ideal companion for journaling, note-taking or simply letting your thoughts roam freely.
  • Perfect Gift: Share the joy of creative expression with friends and loved ones. Mush…Room in Here for Thoughts makes a thoughtful and unique gift for any occasion.

Unleash your creativity, capture your dreams, and find a cozy haven for your thoughts with Mush…Room in Here for Thoughts. Embrace the magic of writing with this whimsical journal that promises to bring a smile with every page.

Coffee and Scream

Designed for coffee-loving femmes who know how to brew up a good laugh!

Get ready to “espresso yourself” with Martonna’s “Coffee and Scream” journal! Coffee and Scream makes a thoughtful and unique gift for any occasion.

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  • 120 beautiful lined pages for the caffeine enthusiast!
  • Every other page features a smiling skull making writer’s block a distant memory.
  • The front cover flaunts a stylish purple hue and a witty female skeleton who’s nailing the art of sipping coffee…even in the afterlife!!
  • Perfect Gift! Share the joy of creative expression with friends and loved ones. 

    Plans for World Domination…and Other Stuff I Need to Do Before the Weekend notebook

    Finally, a notebook that lets you conquer the world and remember to pick up groceries!

    Perfect for organizing World Domination schedules and weekend errands – because even villains have chores.

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    • 120 meticulously lined pages – because World Domination requires precision!
    • Ample space for doodles: unleash your inner evil genius (or artist).
    • Makes the ideal gift for aspiring supervillains and overachievers.
    • Guaranteed to turn heads at your next evil genius convention
    • A must have for plotting your rise to global supremacy and planning brunch with minions.
    • Get ready to rule the world, one checklist and evil laugh at a time

      Suck and Sweet: A Daily Gratitude Journal

      This unique journal invites you to embark on a daily journey of reflection and gratitude.

      With lined pages dedicated to the “Suck” and “Sweet” moments of your day, it’s a heartfelt exploration of life’s ups and downs.

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      Inspired by cherished moments with family and cozy evenings over bowls of hot chili. This journal encourages you to capture both the challenges and joys of the day, with the hope that sweetness will always prevail. Dive into the pages of “Suck and Sweet” and celebrate life’s diverse experiences.

      I May Not be a Chef… But I have some fuckin great recipes!

      Introducing “I Might Not Be A Chef…But I have some fuckin great recipes” notebook journal!

      Get ready to unleash your inner kitchen wizard or just have a good giggle trying!

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      • 120 pages: That’s more pages than there are ways to make avocado toast (almost).
      • Temperature Conversion Chart: So you can avoid turning your kitchen into a fiery inferno or an ice cave!
      • Ingredient Conversion Chart: Turn a pinch of this and a dash of that into exact measurements.
      • Endless space for your culinary creations: You can write down your favorite recipes, foodie thoughts, or even love letters to bacon!
      • A delicious starter recipe: The author has kindly shared one of her best recipes to kickstart your culinary journey. You won’t believe how many swear words she used in creating this recipe, but it’s delicious!

      I May Not be a Chef… But I have some fuckin great vegan recipes!

      Introducing “I Might Not Be A Chef…But I have some fuckin great vegan recipes” notebook journal!

      Get ready to unleash your inner kitchen wizard or just have a good giggle trying!

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      • 120 pages: That’s more pages than there are ways to make avocado toast (almost).
      • Temperature Conversion Chart: So you can avoid turning your kitchen into a fiery inferno or an ice cave!
      • Ingredient Conversion Chart: Turn a pinch of this and a dash of that into exact measurements.
      • Endless space for your culinary creations: You can write down your favorite recipes, foodie thoughts, or even love letters to tofu!
      • A delicious starter recipe: The author has kindly shared one of her best recipes to kickstart your culinary journey. You won’t believe how many swear words she used in creating this recipe, but it’s delicious!

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